How to drive a teacher crazy?

     Follow these suggestions and you will drive your teacher crazy. The first suggestion is to enter the class, go to the desk and sleep on it. The teacher will probably shout at you; however, pretend you didn't hear him. Next, the teacher will come to you and dump water on your face. After that, you should laugh in his face and keep sleeping because that will make him more angry. The second suggestion is to turn on your phone and keep it to ringing. The teacher will ask you to turn off your phone. Then you can take the broken phone from the floor and throw it away and take out a new phone and start make noise agian. The teacher may give you a punishment. The third suggestion is to start to  encourage your classmates to be like you. The teacher will know that you affected your classmates. After that, he will kick you out of class and bring you back after 5 minutes. Then when you return to class and still influence your classmates, your teacher must try to kick you out again. Finally, bring a rubber band on a lot of small piece papers with you and start to snak the teacher with balls of paper. He will probably send you to the principle's office, but you should pretend like you didn't do anything wrong. They will sespend you for 3 days.